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A broker that sponsors Ferrari prints its own loss rate. Plus where housing eats 40% of income across Europe, and what the dollar did to your US stocks.
A bank app that went dark for a day, a lawsuit about what's really in the freezer bag, and why football clubs sell for billions while the leagues they play in lose money.
What was left of a chatbot unicorn after Google took the team, the airwaves that gave Verizon its worst day in 24 years, and a stock that listed at $43 and sold at $6.
In August 2024, Oasis put their reunion tour on sale and the internet turned into a waiting room. Fans who had seen
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I built a free game that lets you live a whole financial life, 18 to the end, in about half an hour - then replays it with one decision changed.
Two people retire on the same morning. Same age, same 600,000 in the pot, same low-cost world tracker, same plan
Someone on Reddit asked the question that a lot of people are quietly thinking. If a 4% withdrawal rate is supposed to
You have money to invest. You open the app, look at the chart, and see a line that has gone almost straight
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